❤️ "I Love You, But Only as a Fr–" – Ferrari SF90 Greeting Card
Fast cars. Slow burns. And the funniest rejection you've ever sent.
This isn’t just a card. It’s a full throttle punchline in paper form.
Whether you're dodging romance or just want to make your car-obsessed mate laugh so hard they stall —
this card delivers speed, style, and savage banter in one sleek move.
📦 Card Features
Bold Front Design: Features a bright red Ferrari SF90 Stradale illustration with the cheeky phrase: “I love you, but only as a Fr–”
Three Size Options: Choose from A6, A5, or 5x7" — all blank inside, with room for your sass or sincerity.
High-Quality Cardstock: Thick, premium paper that feels luxurious and lasts.
Crisp Print: Vivid red Ferrari artwork that pops off the page. A keepsake for collectors and car lovers alike.
❤️ Emotional Benefits / Use-Case
Let’s be real:
Sometimes love’s complicated. Sometimes it’s fast.
And sometimes… it’s stuck in the friend zone.
This card?
It captures that chaos with humour, style, and just the right amount of shade.
Use it when:
You're breaking hearts but doing it with horsepower.
Your mate's obsessed with cars, not commitment.
You want to flirt without saying too much.
You’re dodging DMs and dodging dates.
Funny, flirty, bold — and painfully relatable.
🎁 Gift Potential
This is not your average sappy card.
It’s for car freaks, speed demons, and sarcastic romantics who don’t take themselves too seriously.
Perfect for:
Valentine’s Day… with conditions
Anniversaries that didn’t make it
Birthdays with banter
Friend-zoners and the friend-zoned
Anyone who loves Ferraris more than feelings
Make them laugh.
Make them think.
Maybe… make them drive away crying.
👛 Practical Use
This card hits hard as:
A standalone gag gift
Part of a car-themed present
A display-worthy keepsake
The start of an inside joke that lasts for years
Blank inside for your own message.
Go romantic, sarcastic, or downright chaotic — it's your track.
♻️ Sustainability & Quality
Every Keolix card is printed on eco-friendly cardstock with vibrant, long-lasting inks.
Small batch. Handmade. No mass-market waste.
We don’t do boring.
We don’t do basic.
We do bold, premium, and purposefully funny.
🛍️ Add to Cart Before They Drive Off
You want to make a statement?
Here it is: "I love you, but only as a Fr–"
✅ Add to Cart now.
✅ Make someone laugh, cry, or both.
✅ Because Ferrari-level drama deserves Ferrari-level cards.
📦 Shipping & Returns Info
We dispatch orders within 1–3 business days.
UK shipping: 2–5 working days
International: 7–14 days (customs may vary)
You’ll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking (if selected at checkout).
Returns & Refunds
Not what you expected? Return within 14 days (non-personalized items only).
Got a damaged or incorrect order? Email us within 7 days with a photo — we’ll replace or refund ASAP.
Lost order? UK: report after 14 days. International: after 30 days. We’ve got you.
📧 Questions? Email us anytime at: [email protected]
🔗 Keolix Brand Block
Love cheeky cards with unexpected twists?
Explore our full collection at Keolix.com — home to greeting cards, art prints, stickers, and totes that actually say something.
🔥 We specialize in:
Brutally honest cards
Bold prints that start conversations
Luxury-feel designs with emotional bite
Tap into the Keolix energy — because life’s too short for boring paper.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay quirky, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
