🎅 I'm Only a Morning Person on December 25th – Funny Christmas Tote Bag
Wake up for one day and one day only—December 25th. If mornings make you grumpy, but Christmas makes you jolly, this tote is your new holiday uniform. With a hilariously relatable Santa in striped pajamas, reindeer slippers, and a steaming mug of cocoa, this design screams, "Don’t talk to me until I’ve opened presents."
Whether you're shopping for gifts, stuffing stockings, or dragging yourself to a festive brunch, this recycled cotton tote has your back—literally. It’s durable, lightweight, sustainable, and packed with personality.
🎄 Why You’ll Love This Tote:
😴 For the “I’m Not a Morning Person” People
Finally, a tote that gets you. This sleepy Santa’s got major main-character energy and zero tolerance for mornings—except one.
♻️ Eco-Conscious & Reusable
Made from 100% recycled cotton, this bag makes you feel good and look good while reducing waste. Guilt-free gifting at its finest.
🛍️ Surprisingly Roomy
With its 40 x 38 cm size and 130-135 gsm thickness, it fits everything from mince pies to last-minute presents. Durable, practical, and always festive.
🎁 Perfect For:
Grinches turned Christmas lovers
Lazy gift haulers who hate plastic bags
Secret Santa gifts with real personality
Wrapping-challenged gifters (put the gift in the tote—done)
The one friend who hates mornings but loves mulled wine
📐 Product Details:
Size: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 in)
Material: 100% Recycled Cotton
Fabric Weight: 130–135 gsm
Care: Spot clean to preserve colors
📦 Shipping & Returns
Processing time: 1–3 business days
UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
International Delivery: 7–14 business days
Tracking available on select orders
🔄 Refund & Return Policy:
📸 Damaged or wrong item? Contact us with a photo within 7 days.
📦 Lost orders? UK: 14 days / INTL: 30 days before we refund or resend.
💸 Refunds: To original payment method upon return.
🔁 Returns: Accepted within 14 days. Buyer pays return shipping unless item is damaged.
Need help? Email us at [email protected].
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Join the Keolix family and fill your season with laughter, creativity, and thoughtful gifting.
🛒 Add to cart now and carry your sarcasm and Christmas spirit in style. This bag is not just a tote—it’s a mood.
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