🎄 Cheeky Santa Tote Bag – “Naughty, Nice, or Somewhere in Between?” – A Festive Slay with Holiday Sass
This one’s for the babes who know they’re not on the nice list—but Santa still shows up anyway. Introducing the Cheeky Santa Tote Bag from Keolix: a bold, funny, and unapologetically sassy way to carry your holiday cheer (and your snacks, gifts, or emotional baggage—whichever needs schlepping).
🎅 The design? Iconic. A smug Santa in full seasonal drip with the caption: “Naughty, Nice, or Somewhere in Between?” Because let’s be real—most of us are riding that morally grey sleigh and loving it.
💥 Why This Tote Slaps:
🎁 Playfully Bold Design
This isn’t your nan’s boring snowflake tote. It’s flirty, fun, and filled with holiday mischief. That cheeky quote and smug Santa energy? Chef’s kiss. Perfect for standing out in a sea of basic red-n-green gear.
🌱 Eco-Friendly & Recycled Tote
Crafted from 100% recycled cotton, this tote gives landfill waste a glow-up. With a 130–135 gsm thickness, it’s got the strength to carry all your impulse purchases, questionable life choices, or Christmas prosecco bottles.
📏 Big Bag Energy
Sized at 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches), it’s large enough to hold your shopping spree hauls, awkward-shaped presents, or twelve mini Toblerones you swear you’re “just gifting.”
💪 Lightweight & Durable
Tough enough to keep up with your Christmas chaos, but light enough not to be annoying. Fold it. Sling it. Drop it on the floor dramatically. It’ll survive.
🎄 Who’s It For?
The queen of Secret Santa sabotage
The friend who still watches Elf religiously
That sibling who says they’re “gift-free” but cries if you don’t bring something
You, babe—obviously. Because you’ve got festive attitude to match this festive tote.
🎁 Gifting Goals
This isn’t just a bag—it’s a holiday moment. Stuff it with stocking fillers, use it as a sustainable gift wrap alternative, or surprise your bestie with something that screams “I know your humor, and I support it fully.”
Pairs perfectly with:
Ugly Christmas sweaters
Oversized scarves
Holiday hangovers
Hot cocoa & gossip
💌 Shipping & Returns
Processing Time: 1–3 business days
UK: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days (customs may vary)
Tracking: Included where applicable
🔄 Refunds & Returns
Wrong or damaged item? Email us within 7 days with a pic—we’ll sort you out.
Lost in transit? We’ll reship or refund after 14 days (UK) / 30 days (Int’l).
Returns accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days. Buyer pays return postage unless it’s our error.
📧 Questions? Reach out at [email protected] — we actually reply.
💥 Explore More from Keolix
You’ve got good taste. Keep the vibes going with:
🎄 Other funny Christmas totes
💌 Handmade greeting cards
🖼️ Illustrated prints
🛍️ Exclusive loyalty rewards discounts
Join the Keolix crew and upgrade your holidays from “meh” to memorable.
Ready to slay this holiday season?
🛒 Add to cart now and carry your sass loud, proud, and eco-friendly.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay quirky, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
